2008 Issues (Volume 9)

Volume 9, Number 01 - 02/15/08 - Those Were The Days

2007 Issues (Volume 8)

Volume 8, Number 17 - 12/15/07 - Love For Sale
Volume 8, Number 16 - 10/26/07 - Look Both Ways
Volume 8, Number 15 - 10/05/07 - Pie In The Sky
Volume 8, Number 14 - 09/14/07 - Hey, Mighty Brontosaurus
Volume 8, Number 13 - 08/17/07 - Pick Me
Volume 8, Number 12 - 07/20/07 - Commence Living
Volume 8, Number 11 - 07/13/07 - Winning Is For Losers
Volume 8, Number 10 - 06/22/07 - The Final Frontier
Volume 8, Number 09 - 05/25/07 - What Would R2-D2 Do?
Volume 8, Number 08 - 04/27/07 - This Present Moment
Volume 8, Number 07 - 03/30/07 - Fear and Something
Volume 8, Number 06 - 03/09/07 - Fight Fire With Fire
Volume 8, Number 05 - 03/02/07 - Hope Springs Eternal
Volume 8, Number 04 - 02/16/07 - Saved By The Bell, Again
Volume 8, Number 03 - 02/09/07 - Women & Men
Volume 8, Number 02 - 02/02/07 - Saved By The Bell
Volume 8, Number 01 - 01/05/07 - A Movable Feast

2006 Issues (Volume 7)

Volume 7, Number 33 - 12/29/06 - Enough Already
Volume 7, Number 32 - 12/22/06 - High Noon in Philadelphia
Volume 7, Number 31 - 12/15/06 - A Loser, Again
Volume 7, Number 30 - 11/17/06 - That's So Random
Volume 7, Number 29 - 11/10/06 - A Better Color War
Volume 7, Number 28 - 10/27/06 - Handshake Drugs
Volume 7, Number 27 - 10/13/06 - The End of the Hot Streak
Volume 7, Number 26 - 09/22/06 - You Can Call Him Al
Volume 7, Number 25 - 09/15/06 - My Golf Cart With A Soul
Volume 7, Number 24 - 09/08/06 - Eh, Canada?
Volume 7, Number 23 - 09/01/06 - The Purell Generation Goes to College
Volume 7, Number 22 - 08/18/06 - Back in the Saddle
Volume 7, Number 21 - 07/28/06 - Are You Experienced?
Volume 7, Number 20 - 07/21/06 - The Practice
Volume 7, Number 19 - 07/14/06 - Here's A Tip
Volume 7, Number 18 - 07/07/06 - Headed For Home
Volume 7, Number 17 - 06/30/06 - Triumphant Glory
Volume 7, Number 16 - 06/23/06 - Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Volume 7, Number 15 - 06/16/06 - For You, Dad
Volume 7, Number 14 - 06/09/06 - The Future's So Bright
Volume 7, Number 13 - 06/02/06 - On The Move
Volume 7, Number 12 - 05/26/06 - School's A Bummer -- Have A Great Summer!
Volume 7, Number 11 - 05/19/06 - I'd Like To Buy A Vowel
Volume 7, Number 10 - 05/12/06 - An Ode To Mom
Volume 7, Number 09 - 05/05/06 - Meet The New Busch
Volume 7, Number 08 - 03/31/06 - Stop! Random Time!
Volume 7, Number 07 - 03/17/06 - You Say Madness
Volume 7, Number 06 - 03/03/06 - Another Story Altogether
Volume 7, Number 05 - 02/24/06 - Live Free Or Die: The Quotable Bode
Volume 7, Number 04 - 02/17/06 - I Dream of Costco
Volume 7, Number 03 - 02/10/06 - A Real Balancing Act
Volume 7, Number 02 - 01/27/06 - The Way We Were Again
Volume 7, Number 01 - 01/13/06 - The Way We Were

2005 Issues (Volume 6)

Volume 6, Number 35 - 12/30/05 - A Fitting Tribute
Volume 6, Number 34 - 12/23/05 - My Gift To You
Volume 6, Number 33 - 12/16/05 - The Most Worsterful Time of the Year
Volume 6, Number 32 - 12/09/05 - My Own Worst Enemy
Volume 6, Number 31 - 12/02/05 - Neutral Zone Infraction
Volume 6, Number 30 - 11/11/05 - The World Series
Volume 6, Number 29 - 11/04/05 - No, No, NaNo
Volume 6, Number 28 - 10/21/05 - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Volume 6, Number 27 - 10/14/05 - Fasting
Volume 6, Number 26 - 09/30/05 - When I'm Sixty-Four
Volume 6, Number 25 - 09/23/05 - This Column Intentionally Left Random
Volume 6, Number 24 - 09/16/05 - Marching In
Volume 6, Number 23 - 08/26/05 - Potent Quotables
Volume 6, Number 22 - 08/05/05 - Long Live The King
Volume 6, Number 21 - 07/29/05 - A Monster Headache
Volume 6, Number 20 - 07/22/05 - Gone To Potter
Volume 6, Number 19 - 07/01/05 - Destiny's Child
Volume 6, Number 18 - 06/24/05 - Cabbage Patch Kids
Volume 6, Number 17 - 06/17/05 - School of Rock
Volume 6, Number 16 - 05/06/05 - Handle With Care
Volume 6, Number 15 - 04/29/05 - Don't Tread On Me
Volume 6, Number 14 - 04/22/05 - Tie A Yellow Ribbon
Volume 6, Number 13 - 04/15/05 - Nineteen For Me
Volume 6, Number 12 - 04/01/05 - NASCAR Nation
Volume 6, Number 11 - 03/25/05 - A Ghost Is Born
Volume 6, Number 10 - 03/18/05 - Namely, March Madness
Volume 6, Number 09 - 03/11/05 - I'm Forever Yours -- Randomly
Volume 6, Number 08 - 03/04/05 - Randomotomy (With A Ballpoint Pen)
Volume 6, Number 07 - 02/25/05 - All You Nerd Is Love
Volume 6, Number 06 - 02/18/05 - Return of the Man Wisdom, Part II
Volume 6, Number 05 - 02/11/05 - Return of the Man Wisdom
Volume 6, Number 04 - 02/04/05 - Super Random
Volume 6, Number 03 - 01/21/05 - Cleverly Maned, Too
Volume 6, Number 02 - 01/15/05 - Cleverly Maned
Volume 6, Number 01 - 01/07/05 - No, Seriously

2004 Issues (Volume 5)

Volume 5, Number 50 - 12/31/04 - Into A New Year, Randomly
Volume 5, Number 49 - 12/24/04 - Bad Form
Volume 5, Number 48 - 12/17/04 - The Anniversary of the Blind Elephant
Volume 5, Number 47 - 12/11/04 - A Wronged December
Volume 5, Number 46 - 12/06/04 - Prince Valiant
Volume 5, Number 45 - 11/19/04 - Life Imitates Art
Volume 5, Number 44 - 11/13/04 - Hero in a Viking Hat -- Squirrel Power
Volume 5, Number 43 - 11/05/04 - The Red State Blues
Volume 5, Number 42 - 10/29/04 - Back Home Again in Mexico
Volume 5, Number 41 - 10/22/04 - I've Had My Phil
Volume 5, Number 40 - 10/15/04 - Riddle Me This
Volume 5, Number 39 - 10/08/04 - A Month of Months
Volume 5, Number 38 - 10/01/04 - On Any Random Friday
Volume 5, Number 37 - 09/24/04 - Mind Over Matter
Volume 5, Number 36 - 09/19/04 - Billions and Billions
Volume 5, Number 35 - 09/10/04 - In Da Club
Volume 5, Number 34 - 09/03/04 - Bravo Random
Volume 5, Number 33 - 08/27/04 - I Have The Power
Volume 5, Number 32 - 08/20/04 - Oh, The Inanity!
Volume 5, Number 31 - 08/08/04 - Hard To Swallow
Volume 5, Number 30 - 07/30/04 - You Say You Want A TiVolution
Volume 5, Number 29 - 07/23/04 - The Practice
Volume 5, Number 28 - 07/16/04 - A Walk In The Woods
Volume 5, Number 27 - 07/09/04 - Sportsworthy
Volume 5, Number 26 - 07/02/04 - On The Move
Volume 5, Number 25 - 06/25/04 - Outside The Bun
Volume 5, Number 24 - 06/18/04 - For You, Dad
Volume 5, Number 23 - 06/10/04 - A Real Charity Case
Volume 5, Number 22 - 06/04/04 - Movie Column: The Sequel
Volume 5, Number 21 - 05/28/04 - Phish Phried
Volume 5, Number 20 - 05/14/04 - They're Losin' It
Volume 5, Number 19 - 05/07/04 - Spider-Mom
Volume 5, Number 18 - 04/30/04 - Operatic License
Volume 5, Number 17 - 04/23/04 - On Thin Ice
Volume 5, Number 16 - 04/16/04 - Buy The Friendly Skies
Volume 5, Number 15 - 04/09/04 - Too Many Questions
Volume 5, Number 14 - 04/02/04 - A Real Saab Story
Volume 5, Number 13 - 03/26/04 - Barenaked As They Wanna Be
Volume 5, Number 12 - 03/19/04 - A Mad, Mad World
Volume 5, Number 11 - 03/12/04 - Spring Broken
Volume 5, Number 10 - 03/05/04 - A Wild Seuss Chase
Volume 5, Number 09 - 02/27/04 - Here's A Tip
Volume 5, Number 08 - 02/20/04 - Speaking of Which
Volume 5, Number 07 - 02/13/04 - Mr. Wonderful, Revealed
Volume 5, Number 06 - 02/06/04 - Illegal Touching
Volume 5, Number 05 - 01/30/04 - The Men of Teal
Volume 5, Number 04 - 01/23/04 - I Smell Bacon!
Volume 5, Number 03 - 01/16/04 - Things 'N Beyond
Volume 5, Number 02 - 01/12/04 - Can't Get No Worse, Redux
Volume 5, Number 01 - 01/02/04 - Can't Get No Worse

2003 Issues (Volume 4)

Volume 4, Number 52 - 12/23/03 - And A Random New Year
Volume 4, Number 51 - 12/19/03 - It's Beginning To Look Alot Like...
Volume 4, Number 50 - 12/12/03 - You've Got To Admit
Volume 4, Number 49 - 12/05/03 - A New Hope
Volume 4, Number 48
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Volume 4, Number 41
Volume 4, Number 40
Volume 4, Number 39
Volume 4, Number 38
Volume 4, Number 37
Volume 4, Number 36
Volume 4, Number 35
Volume 4, Number 34
Volume 4, Number 33
Volume 4, Number 32
Volume 4, Number 31
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Volume 4, Number 29
Volume 4, Number 28
Volume 4, Number 27
Volume 4, Number 26
Volume 4, Number 25
Volume 4, Number 24 - 06/14/03 - Hair 1, Men 0
Volume 4, Number 23
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Volume 4, Number 17
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Volume 4, Number 15
Volume 4, Number 14
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Volume 4, Number 12
Volume 4, Number 11
Volume 4, Number 10
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Volume 4, Number 05
Volume 4, Number 04
Volume 4, Number 03
Volume 4, Number 02
Volume 4, Number 01

2002 Issues (Volume 3)

Volume 3, Number 52
Volume 3, Number 51
Volume 3, Number 50
Volume 3, Number 49
Volume 3, Number 48
Volume 3, Number 47
Volume 3, Number 46
Volume 3, Number 45
Volume 3, Number 44
Volume 3, Number 43
Volume 3, Number 42
Volume 3, Number 41
Volume 3, Number 40
Volume 3, Number 39
Volume 3, Number 38
Volume 3, Number 37
Volume 3, Number 36
Volume 3, Number 35
Volume 3, Number 34
Volume 3, Number 33
Volume 3, Number 32
Volume 3, Number 31
Volume 3, Number 30
Volume 3, Number 29
Volume 3, Number 28
Volume 3, Number 27
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Volume 3, Number 14
Volume 3, Number 13
Volume 3, Number 12
Volume 3, Number 11
Volume 3, Number 10
Volume 3, Number 09
Volume 3, Number 08
Volume 3, Number 07 - 02/14/03 - Man Wisdom
Volume 3, Number 06
Volume 3, Number 05
Volume 3, Number 04
Volume 3, Number 03
Volume 3, Number 02
Volume 3, Number 01

2001 Issues (Volume 2)

Volume 2, Number 52
Volume 2, Number 51
Volume 2, Number 50
Volume 2, Number 49
Volume 2, Number 48
Volume 2, Number 47
Volume 2, Number 46
Volume 2, Number 45
Volume 2, Number 44
Volume 2, Number 43
Volume 2, Number 42
Volume 2, Number 41
Volume 2, Number 40
Volume 2, Number 39
Volume 2, Number 38
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Volume 2, Number 36
Volume 2, Number 35
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2000 Issues (Volume 1)

Volume 1, Number 16 - 12/29/00 - The Worst of the Worst
Volume 1, Number 15 - 12/22/00 - Survival of the Fittest
Volume 1, Number 14 - 12/08/00 - Let The Squealing Begin
Volume 1, Number 13 - 12/01/00 - Minty Fresh
Volume 1, Number 12 - 11/24/00 - A Time of Thanks
Volume 1, Number 11 - 11/17/00 - Let's Settle This Thing
Volume 1, Number 10 - 11/10/00 - Blame Florida
Volume 1, Number 09 - 11/03/00 - My Fellow Americans
Volume 1, Number 08 - 10/27/00 - Magically Delicious
Volume 1, Number 07 - 10/20/00 - Congratulations! You're Approved!
Volume 1, Number 06 - 10/13/00 - Quick And Easy
Volume 1, Number 05 - 10/06/00 - One Nation Under Nike
Volume 1, Number 04 - 09/29/00 - Olympic Notebook, Episode II
Volume 1, Number 03 - 09/22/00 - Number Worries
Volume 1, Number 02 - 09/15/00 - 1-800-COLLECT-THIS
Volume 1, Number 01 - 09/08/00 - Hot And Bothered